On Wednesday, Taylor Swift became a doctor, that is, she received an honorary degree from New York University and gave the commencement speech for the class of 2022 at their Yankee graduation. Stadium. Because she is not a doctor by profession but a storyteller, Taylor incorporated several of her literary flourishes into the 23-minute speech, in which she spoke of cringing, wine and feeling embarrassed at the time. where she dressed like a 1950s housewife. And while I would have accepted a Taylor Swift cover of “Graduation (Friends Forever),” it was nice to hear the wise and sisterly advice she offered to the crowd of graduates.
It also sounded a little…familiar. Are these rejected Taylor Swift lyrics? I wondered as the words “learning to live with grimacing” swirled around in my head. Are these promotions for ambitious pillows that Taylor sells on Etsy? Maybe it’s fortune-cookie messages. Where are they? Let’s find out.
Is it a line from Taylor Swift’s NYU kickoff speech or a fortune cookie?
Get it wrong and you’ll look back on your life and cringe in retrospect. – Taylor Swift
To correct. Taylor has a cat backpack, so I know she has experience trying to carry everything at once.
No. I can assure you that this quote is a pointed reference to Taylor’s cat backpack, but I understand if you confused it with something more symbolic.
Sound advice from a woman with terrible exes.
Bad. No fortune cookie has dated men as terrible as Taylor’s exes, so what do they know about discernment?
To correct. If Taylor could write her own destiny, she would have gotten that red scarf back by now.
Bad. She’s a good writer, but if she could write her own destiny, she would have found that red scarf by now.
To correct! No one can convince me that this ain’t junk Folklore lyrical.
Bad. Did you hear Folklore?
Yeah. Taylor Swift loves big trips, especially when traveling to her boyfriend’s hometown of London, but we all know her favorite mode of transportation is in a suitcase.
No, but she talked about pretending to fight with her mom on airplanes so they could keep the middle seat empty, which is pretty wise.
Absolutely no follow up questions.
It’s an invention of Taylor Swift, but please what is a literary chameleon and where can I find one??
In the delivery service that is life, that’s okay.
Bad. In the delivery service that is life, fortune cookies are always in the bag.
Not to be confused with when Taylor said, “You can’t spell awesome without me.”
Bad. Taylor likes individuality, but she prefers to express her thoughts about it.
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Are you OK??
Congratulations to the Class of 2022 and Dr. Taylor Swift!
On Wednesday, Taylor Swift became a doctor, that is, she received an honorary degree from New York University and gave the commencement speech for the class of 2022 at their Yankee graduation. Stadium. Because she is not a doctor by profession but a storyteller, Taylor incorporated several of her literary flourishes into the 23-minute speech, in which she spoke of cringing, wine and feeling embarrassed at the time. where she dressed like a 1950s housewife. And while I would have accepted a Taylor Swift cover of “Graduation (Friends Forever),” it was nice to hear the wise and sisterly advice she offered to the crowd of graduates.
It also sounded a little…familiar. Are these rejected Taylor Swift lyrics? I wondered as the words “learning to live with grimacing” swirled around in my head. Are these promotions for ambitious pillows that Taylor sells on Etsy? Maybe it’s fortune-cookie messages. Where are they? Let’s find out.
Is it a line from Taylor Swift’s NYU kickoff speech or a fortune cookie?
Get it wrong and you’ll look back on your life and cringe in retrospect. – Taylor Swift
To correct. Taylor has a cat backpack, so I know she has experience trying to carry everything at once.
No. I can assure you that this quote is a pointed reference to Taylor’s cat backpack, but I understand if you confused it with something more symbolic.
Sound advice from a woman with terrible exes.
Bad. No fortune cookie has dated men as terrible as Taylor’s exes, so what do they know about discernment?
To correct. If Taylor could write her own destiny, she would have gotten that red scarf back by now.
Bad. She’s a good writer, but if she could write her own destiny, she would have found that red scarf by now.
To correct! No one can convince me that this ain’t junk Folklore lyrical.
Bad. Did you hear Folklore?
Yeah. Taylor Swift loves big trips, especially when traveling to her boyfriend’s hometown of London, but we all know her favorite mode of transportation is in a suitcase.
No, but she talked about pretending to fight with her mom on airplanes so they could keep the middle seat empty, which is pretty wise.
Absolutely no follow up questions.
It’s an invention of Taylor Swift, but please what is a literary chameleon and where can I find one??
In the delivery service that is life, that’s okay.
Bad. In the delivery service that is life, fortune cookies are always in the bag.
Not to be confused with when Taylor said, “You can’t spell awesome without me.”
Bad. Taylor likes individuality, but she prefers to express her thoughts about it.
\(^O^)/
Are you OK??
Congratulations to the Class of 2022 and Dr. Taylor Swift!