Chet, the son of Tom Hanks, really wants you to know he’s not in the Illuminati, ok?
The 29-year-old has sparked rumors that he is part of the secret society because, well, he has a huge Illuminati Eye Of Providence tattoo on his chest.
He also talked about sacrificing people in a video last week.
But stay.
Chet – whose rents Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are currently battling the coronavirus – stood up to all of these Illuminati speeches and decided to end them once and for all.
On Wednesday, he said in an Instagram video: “ You fucking whores are going to believe what you want, because you are already so f ** king engaged in your strange conspiracies on the Internet, but I am not really in the f * * King Illuminati, dude. ”
Chet – real name Chester – explained that his tattoo was actually a symbol of his spirituality, NOT his involvement in the group.
“I have this f ** king tattoo because I am extremely spiritual. I believe in God. I believe that God oversees everything, has a plan for everything,” he ranted.
“I was lagging behind in this last video, obviously because I’m sorry to see what you, moms, are f ** king saying about my family – the ridiculous and sick f ** king that you guys like sit down and f ** king thinking is disgusting f ** king.
“Look, I understand. I question everything and I don’t trust the f ** king … That doesn’t mean that every f ** king plot out there is the truth of the f ** king. “
Just to really hammer the point straight into self-isolation, Chet turned the camera around on his pad.
He reasoned, “Does that look like me in the f ** king Illuminati, man? I had a bunch of *** s ** f ** king furniture.”
He makes a good point.
Chet responded to the Illuminati rumors last week by posting a clearly satirical clip in which he joked about everyone “understanding the truth” and how it is in “human sacrifice”.
He was expressionless: “Hey guys, I’m really stressed right now.” It has come to my attention that many Trump supporters have understood the truth.
“I guess I’m going to have to work very hard for my human sacrifices, I’m actually quite hungry. Just know that we’re watching you.”
Chet’s social media update comes after her parents revealed that they “feel better” after fighting the coronavirus for two weeks.
Tom and Rita, both 63, are still under quarantine in Australia where they were diagnosed with the Covid-19 virus earlier this month.
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Talking about their health, Saving Private Ryan actor Tom tweeted, “Hey, friends. Two weeks after our first symptoms and we are feeling better.
“Housing on site works like this: you don’t give it to anyone – you don’t receive it from anyone. Common sense, right? It will take a while, but if we take care of each other, help us where we can and give up all the comforts … that too will pass. ”
He added, “We can understand that. Hanx. ”
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