When it comes to award ceremonies, the MTV Video Music Awards are the most frustrating. The VMA red carpet is a disaster to be discerned because of all the teenagers who are probably still teenagers getting prostituted by the record companies. Flash in the pan away from Versace-workshop is how you can dismiss most of their careers. Plus, this is not a Met Gala. Remember Justin and Britney in matching denim? VMA. The more sought after the dress, the better. This is why a list of the best dressed is such a difficult thing to attempt. But let’s try, we will.
Nylo = what Nasty Gal could have been. We love this whole sexy ’90s ensemble.
Emily Ratajkowski accessorized with a puppy.
Nicki Minaj went for the showstopper.
FKA Twigs channeled a sexy Victorian medium in his spare time.
Paddy Power no longer offers a chance to know whether Taylor Swift will wear a cropped top or not.
I don’t know if Cara looks like she wants to be there, but we love this chic Lipsy-style outfit.
Eva Doll’s white jumpsuit and blunt hair works great for us. Looks like she’s going to have fun in this outfit. Looks like she’s going to be carefree when the red wine hits the fabric.
Taylor brought his Bad Blood team.
Kanye West? Night dress.
With those pockets, Kim had the responsibility of looking after the phones all night.
Miley is often described as a source of division, but we don’t see what divides a woman so much who loves herself and her body and wears what she wants. Here’s a look at all the absolutely mental and somehow adorable stuff our Miley threw for her awards show gig.
Here’s Versace, just in case you’re ready to roll your eyes.
Can hot pink be a fall trend instead of mustard as the latter color is going to ruin all of our palettes.
The girl loves its iconography and its glitter.
Don’t denigrate an outfit that has a beautiful message.
If Miley wants to make more money, she could support a razor business.
Would do this walking tour.
A pack of smarties.
Tank Girl meets Barbie World.
Greer Grammer, neither am I.
Nylo pleads to ignore all the mermaid hair pleas and go back to the copper strands your 14 year old has been craving. Also, a plus on the fuchsia lip and mismatched gold jewelry.
Madison Beer, probably not her real name, gives the dying era of American Tailoring one last Hunger Games salvation.
Vanessa Hudgens is our winter wedding inspiration from now on.
? Who is Niko Sacks ?? My teenage self.