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This weekend, Travis Barker celebrated his girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian’s 42nd birthday by indulging in some handmade stuff. No, that’s not what you think, and somehow it’s hotter than if they actually dropped a sex tape. “I LOVE YOU FUCKING!” YOU ARE A BLESSING FOR THIS WORLD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ”the Blink-182 drummer wrote on Instagram on Sunday, pairing his sweet post with pictures of the couple kissing, hanging out by a fire, holding hands, you know, just general stuff suited to the birthday. Sadly, Barker then followed this adorable trip down memory lane with a video of Kourtney enthusiastically. suck his thumb.
Somehow, inexplicably, this isn’t the first time the couple, who went public with their relationship in February, have opened a window to the world and invited us all to enjoy their sucking. romantic. In late March, Barker was spotted lowering Kardashian’s numbers during a UFC 260 double date with Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. Well, it’s official. In 2021, the feet are out and the hands are in. Sorry, feet! And, at the same time, sorry, the eyes!