Follow the Kardashians: Kris Jenner plays Cupid for Khloe Kardashian with strangers

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Kris Jenner attempted to play the matchmaker between her daughter Khloé Kardashian and singles in Thursday’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Concerned that Khloé, 35, had given up dating after breaking up with ex Tristan Thompson, 29, the 64-year-old mom had been looking for guys for her in a sporting goods store and on a golf field.

She even asked her mother MJ Shannon, 85, to take photos of the cutest candidates and send an SMS to Khloé with them, before putting Khloé on the phone with a physical trainer whom she found charming.

Matchmaker: Kris Jenner played the matchmaker for Khloe Kardashian and approached single men on his behalf in Thursday’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians

All of this horrified Khloé, who had repeatedly insisted that she was focusing on her one-year-old daughter True and her co-parenting relationship with Tristan, and didn’t want to spoil it.

Kris urged Khloé to at least freeze her eggs, and by the end of the episode, her daughter had acceded to her wishes, saying that she would make “one” just to take her mother from her back.

For Kris, a lifetime flirt currently enjoying a steamy relationship with her partner, Corey Gamble, 39, confesses Khloé that she had not been interested in dating Tristan since Tristan was disturbing.

On the other hand, Kris and Corey were having so much fun that Khloé even blew them up in the middle of a mission in a luxury hotel, where Kris wore a red wig.

Don't date: Khloe told Kris earlier that she wasn't interested in dating and was focusing on her one-year-old daughter True

Don’t date: Khloe told Kris earlier that she wasn’t interested in dating and was focusing on her one-year-old daughter True

Red wig: Kris and Corey Gamble were having so much fun that Khloé even broke them both in the middle of a mission in a luxury hotel, where Kris wore a red wig

Red wig: Kris and Corey Gamble were having so much fun that Khloé even broke them both in the middle of a mission in a luxury hotel, where Kris wore a red wig

In a confessional at the end of the episode, Khloé described herself as “single and celebrating”, adding that Kris was more like “love in the afternoon”.

“You would think it would be the other way around,” she thought.

When Kris first asked her daughter if she was dating early in the series, Khloé backed away, saying that she “ could never go out again ” and wanted to stay “ focused on me and True ”.

Single: in a confessional at the end of the episode, Khloé described himself as `` single and celebrating '', adding that Kris was more like `` love in the afternoon ''

Single: in a confessional at the end of the episode, Khloé described himself as “ single and celebrating ”, adding that Kris was more like “ love in the afternoon ”

Focus on the girl: Khloe told her mother that she had not had an appointment since her separation from Tristan Thompson

Freezing Eggs: Kris Urged Khloe To Freeze Her Eggs

Focus on the girl: Khloe told her mother that she had not had an appointment since her separation from Tristan Thompson

Kris knew that Khloé had been devastated by Tristan cheating on her when they were together, especially after kissing the family friend Jordyn Woods, 22, when Khloé was pregnant.

“ Khloe has certainly had a rough year, and the fact that she says she doesn’t want to go out again is a little sad for me, ” Kris observed, noting that she had hoped that Tristan was “ the only ”.

Khloé also said that she doesn’t want another baby at the moment, and Kris urged her to freeze her eggs.

Difficult year: `` Khloe has certainly gone through a difficult year, and the fact that she says she doesn't want to go out again is a little sad for me, '' Kris said in a confessional.

Tough year: “ Khloe has certainly had a tough year, and the fact that she says she doesn’t want to go out again is a little sad for me, ” Kris said in a confessional.

“I’m not worried about it,” said Khloé, adding in a confessional, “I find it so strange that people find it so negative when someone wants to be single. Believe me, if I wanted to date I would go out with me.

The difference between the two was evident when they met for a meal with Kendall Jenner, 24, later that week.

As Kris got out of his car, Corey kissed him and said, “ I can’t wait to see you. Shortly.’

Late: Kris was late for a meal with Khloe and Kendall Jenner after a makeup session with Corey

Late: Kris was late for a meal with Khloe and Kendall Jenner after a makeup session with Corey

Kris apologized to her daughters for being late and asked if her lipstick and shirt looked okay because she had just “done a little makeup session”.

Corey slept at home because they were “up all night,” she said to the girls, who cringe.

Kris then ordered tiramisu, calling it “lovers’ dessert” and eating it with relish.

It's embarrassing: Khloe and Kendall were embarrassed by Kris talking about her sex life

It’s embarrassing: Khloe and Kendall were embarrassed by Kris talking about her sex life

“I could rub it all over my body,” she said to the horrified Khloe, while Kendall looked away.

In a confessional, Kris said she “ just couldn’t get enough ” of her boyfriend, adding, “ You just have to get it when you can. ”

Khloé looked at his mother with his arms crossed and said, “I couldn’t be more opposed at the moment.

Look away: Kendall looked away as Kris talked about spreading tiramisu over her body

Look away: Kendall looked away as Kris talked about spreading tiramisu over her body

Kris went further with his act, claiming that the tiramisu was “ a sexual dessert ”, which led to Khloé begging her to stop talking about it. So Kris shouted loudly, “Sex! Sex!’

“I can’t stop thinking about sex,” Kris admitted laughing, as Kendall frowned.

“I just want Khloé to be happy, end of story,” Kris considered later. “ And if I had abandoned love a long time ago, because of the things I went through, I would not be in the incredible relationship in which I am today. Khloé will understand the person she is supposed to be with, but it will never happen unless she goes there.

Zip it: Khloe in a confessional said she wanted her mom to stop talking about sex

Zip it: Khloe in a confessional said she wanted her mom to stop talking about sex

“She has to meet the right kind of guy, like an accountant or something,” said MJ. “Or a plumber.

Kris took MJ to Dick’s Sporting Goods to buy his great grandchildren, and quickly discovered a side benefit: the place was teeming with men.

With Khloé in mind, Kris approached a man looking at basketballs and made him reveal that he was single and had no children.

Good guy:

Good guy: “She has to meet the right kind of guy, like an accountant or something. Or a plumber, Khloe MJ’s grandmother told Kris and Kim Kardashian

She stuck another guy in the sneaker section and asked, “Do you come here a lot? before dropping Khloé’s name.

“I know Khloe is going to kill me, but I don’t care,” she shared, while MJ took photos of the men. “I think she should have fun and get outside, because I don’t want her to be so bitter that she never goes out again.”

Kris then spotted a hunky personal trainer and volunteered: “My daughter is currently looking for a trainer right now, so it’s a coincidence.

Basketball player: Kris by early Christmas shopping at a sporting goods store approached men on behalf of Khloe, including a basketball player

Basketball player: Kris by early Christmas shopping at a sporting goods store approached men on behalf of Khloe, including a basketball player

Personal trainer: Momager also spoke to a personal trainer about her single daughter

Personal trainer: Momager also spoke to a personal trainer about her single daughter

“This is the one you’re going to train,” said MJ, showing him the photo of Khloé.

He laughed and said, “I’m a bit familiar.

Kris called Khloé and told him what they were doing, making Khloé say, ‘Stop! Stop! ‘

Familiar face: MJ showed the man a photo of Khloe and said,

Familiar face: MJ showed the man a photo of Khloe and said, “I’m a bit familiar”

In private, she complained, “My mother is so crazy. I do not know what it is. She foams at the mouth for the opposite sex. Or maybe just sex. I have no idea.’

Kris put the trainer, Jay, on the phone with Khloé, saying, “ I thought maybe you could have a session together, ” but Khloé quickly hung up on him, letting out: “ I have to go! Goodbye!’

Kris then took Khloé and Kim Kardashian, 39, to golf, although he had never done so before.

Flexing it: The personal trainer flexed his muscles for Kris and MJ

Flexing it: The personal trainer flexed his muscles for Kris and MJ

Kim was surprisingly good, while Khloé struggled, drawing advice from two nearby men.

Kris asked them, “Do your children play golf? and made him admit that he was single without children.

When she learned that he was playing every Monday, she suggested that Khloé come on Monday.

Golf outing: Khloe went to play golf with Kris and her sister Kim while her mother was trying to get her out more

Golf outing: Khloe went to play golf with Kris and her sister Kim while her mother was trying to get her out more

Golf tips: the guys at the golf course gave Khloe some advice and Kris suggested that he play golf regularly

Golf tips: the guys at the golf course gave Khloe some advice and Kris suggested that he play golf regularly

“You could make 18 holes,” she said to Khloé, who asked him, “What’s wrong with you right now?” Did you take Viagra or something? I think you’re flirting … “

“I’m not flirting with anyone,” said Kris. “Just be friendly.

“My mother is quite strange and awesome, but it doesn’t take a genius to figure it all out,” said Khloé privately. “I know you’re an excited toad, Kris, but get over it.” I am single and i am very f *** ing happy.

Fairly obvious: Khloe understood what Kris was doing with the golf outing

Fairly obvious: Khloe understood what Kris was doing with the golf outing

Kris showed how “ excited ” she was when she called Corey at her desk at Kylie Cosmetics to make it clear, as the pair’s flashbacks showed them together in the office bathroom and the elevator.

“Do you have five minutes?” she asked Corey, who smiled and said it would take time.

Kris kicked the producers out of the room, and a partner in the series was heard to say, “Are they doing what I think they are doing?”

Tender moment: Kris called Corey to his officer at Kylie Cosmetics and kicked the team out of the camera so they could have sex

Tender moment: Kris called Corey to his officer at Kylie Cosmetics and kicked the team out of the camera so they could have sex

Khloé spoke to her girlfriend Malika Haqq, 37, about her mother, admitting that when she said: “ I will never go out again ”, it was like a “ hangover ” saying that she was never going to drink again.

Khloé thought of giving real siblings, she said to Malika, who also suggested freezing the eggs.

Khloé finally told Kris to cool him down with matchmaking, but added, “ I’ve decided I’m going to freeze my eggs, only one to get you out of your back. ”

Catching up: Khloé spoke to his girlfriend Malika Haqq, 37, about his mother, admitting that when she said: `` I will never go out again '', it was like a `` hangover '' saying that 'she was never going to drink again

Family planning: Khloé thought of giving real brothers and sisters, she said to Malika, who also suggested freezing the eggs

Catch-up: Khloé spoke to his girlfriend Malika Haqq, 37, about his mother, admitting that when she said: “ I will never go out again ”, it was like a “ hangover ” saying that ‘she was never going to drink again

“Are you going to make embryos?” Kris asked. “I’m sure Tristan would be down.”

“I’m not there yet,” said Khloé.

She and Malika ended up in a cafe when Malika received a call from a friend that Corey had been seen riding an elevator at a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills with a redhead in patent leather boots.

Tip: Malika and Khloe ended up in a cafe when Malika received a call from a friend that Corey had been seen riding an elevator at a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills with a redhead in patent leather boots

Tip: Malika and Khloe ended up in a cafe when Malika received a call from a friend that Corey had been seen riding an elevator at a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills with a redhead in patent leather boots

Concerned that he had linked to a prostitute, the girls went to Corey’s room to “ piss him off ”, but found that despite his nervousness, things did not go as they thought.

“I don’t think this is the time when you want to …” stammered Corey, dressed in black silk pajamas, as the girls broke in, pretending to need the bathroom.

‘Who is this person?’ Khloé asked, as a redhead girl in a sexy orange dress walked away from her.

“What are you doing here?” Kris asked the girls, while Khloé looked at her mother’s “nasty”, “synthetic” wig and outfit, and her “breasts pulled up” to the chin.

Hotel connection: Kris was wearing a red wig and black Corey pajamas when Khloe and Malika barged in

Hotel connection: Kris was wearing a red wig and black Corey pajamas when Khloe and Malika barged in

Kris covered herself with a pillow and Khloé realized that she really did not want to know, calling herself “disgusted” by the discovery of their “private time”.

Corey kissed Kris’s breasts, screaming, “Love also happens during the day,” while Khloé and Malika fled.

In another side story, 36-year-old Scott Disick prepared to speak for 45 minutes about the house knockdown at a conference in Arizona, interviewed by Million Dollar Listing star Josh Altman, 41.

Covered: The momager is covered with a pillow in front of Khloe

Covered: The momager is covered with a pillow in front of Khloe

He told Khloé and Kendall about it while they were painting at Kendall’s, adding to the cameras that he used to “ get paid to go to parties and be a piece of shit. So things are getting better. ‘

Scott later asked Kim for advice on speaking, and advised him to explain everything, make a plan, and use his time in describing his past, then threw it out with tough questions.

To feel comfortable on stage, he dragged Kim to an improv class where the two warmed up in public, even though Kim was so embarrassed that she sat down immediately.

Oral intervention: in another secondary story, Scott Disick, 36, ready to talk for 45 minutes about knocking down houses at a conference in Arizona, interviewed by Million Dollar Listing star Josh Altman, 41

Oral intervention: in another secondary story, Scott Disick, 36, ready to talk for 45 minutes about knocking down houses at a conference in Arizona, interviewed by Million Dollar Listing star Josh Altman, 41

Painting session: Kendall painted with Khloe as Scott told them about his next lecture

Painting session: Kendall painted with Khloe as Scott told them about his next lecture

Cracking up: Kim bailed out the improv class during warm-ups but laughed while Scott was performing

Cracking up: Kim bailed out the improv class during warm-ups but laughed while Scott was performing

Scott did his best by improvising on the spot in front of the class.

In the end, Scott did well at the class and the event, noting that he would like to book similar concerts in the future.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians will be back on the E next week! network.

Quick think: Scott gave him his best shot during the improv class and drove with him

Quick think: Scott gave him his best shot during the improv class and drove with him

Nailed: the reality TV star did well at the event and said he would be willing to book similar concerts in the future

Nailed: the reality TV star did well at the event and said he would be willing to book similar concerts in the future

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